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One area of our website is “real teacher stories” where teachers can share their unbelievable classroom tales! I received this gem this morning and almost fell out of my chair.

A little girl drew the above picture and the next day she returned to school with a note from her mom. The note read:

Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.

Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith

I’m sitting here with Vicky on the uni computers and we’re currently laughing our sweaty arses off.