cooksuck: “Omnomnom baked fish and veggies!” firstly, fuck off, that supermarket frozen food section birds eye brand bullshit isn’t fish.  it just isn’t.  it’s non-omnomnom crumbed, microwaved (you didn’t bake this, liar) dead sea animal mash.  secondly, there’s too much health on this plate.  nothing against eating well, all for it, but this is too healthy.  it’s almost the reason tomato sauce/butter/wine/MDMA was invented.  how healthy do you need to be?  could it hurt to add a bit of fried mushroom or mash?  if you’re that terrified of carbs just get off the bus one stop early on the way home from your depressing government job and walk you fucking cherry tomato slicing ano-killjoy. This is the food blog I’ve always wanted to exist. This reblog is dedicated to my soon to be ex-housemate, Anna.

cooksuck:

“Omnomnom baked fish and veggies!”

firstly, fuck off, that supermarket frozen food section birds eye brand bullshit isn’t fish.  it just isn’t.  it’s non-omnomnom crumbed, microwaved (you didn’t bake this, liar) dead sea animal mash. 

secondly, there’s too much health on this plate.  nothing against eating well, all for it, but this is too healthy.  it’s almost the reason tomato sauce/butter/wine/MDMA was invented.  how healthy do you need to be?  could it hurt to add a bit of fried mushroom or mash?  if you’re that terrified of carbs just get off the bus one stop early on the way home from your depressing government job and walk you fucking cherry tomato slicing ano-killjoy.

This is the food blog I’ve always wanted to exist. This reblog is dedicated to my soon to be ex-housemate, Anna.

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