This never happened to Pablo Picasso.

fuckyeahbritpop:

fuckyeahjamiehewlett:

Here’s the entirety of the promotional comic Jamie drew for the band Pulp.

ramonahamiltonlindsay:

Tash & I are having a massive yard sale. I have to get rid of all my stuff and also make some money before I leave for Europe and Tash just has way too much crap for a twenty-one year old.

In our short lives we have collected many things – clothes, books, music, movies, cameras, crockery, shoes, bags, hats, scarves, jewellery, magazines, posters & art supplies – but alas it all must find new homes. Please take pity on our stuff and welcome it into your home!

Oh yeah, we make things too. Tee-shirts, bags, jewellery & art will be for sale.

Come on down, have a refreshing drink & (maybe) food & shop till the sun goes down!

I’m re-posting this as a little reminder that our yard sale is on today! Ramona has just made some veggie burgers and we’re pricing stuff as we speak. So come on down!

ninefruits:

The amount of money I spend on petrol due to freaking out must be enormous. Whenever something goes wrong I have no idea what to do so I just drive. Driving seems like I am being productive, even if I have no destination in mind. This is where I ended up today. However, rather than take the direct route I took every C road and dirt track I could find. It was incredibly ridiculous and time consuming. Then when I got to Lakes Entrance I decided to get some shitbox motel room for $50 and stay the night down there. I had a shower to freshen up, but then started to freak again because I was stationary and so drove back home. It’s midnight, and I just got in. Unfortunately, new information has come to light which is making me want to get back in the car. :(

As a former resident of Traralgon, it both amuses and saddens me that Lakes Entrance was the terminus of your freak-out-venture.

There is a red wattlebird that lives in the retirement village next to my house; the retirement village I have to walk through to get to my bus stop. This bird - or as I prefer to call it, “the yellow peril” or “avian scum” - in a wise move, has built its nest next to the major arterial road. Under the guise of defending its nest, this avian scum has taken great pleasure in swooping me for the past three months. The past three months. Its mating season runs from July to December. That’s not a mating season, that’s half the goddamn year.

It doesn’t swoop anyone else, just me. The eighty-year-old walking a few metres in front of me? She escapes without so much as a creepy bird staring match. I however, am swooped. Multiple times. “Hey bitch, have I freaked you out yet? IMA FUCKIN SWOOP YOU AGAAAAAINN STAY AWAY FROM MY BAAAAABIIIIIIIIES.” It’s gotten to the point where I’ve had to change my route. I’m supposed to be destroying avian scum’s habitat, not the other way around. But no more, avian scum. I’m laying it down. Enter my airspace one more time and you will be writhing on the ground in pain. I will fuck you up. Don’t think your protected fauna status will save you. It’s fucking on.

thedarkspark:

semisetadrift:

shaneharley:

more girls need long bangs plz.

Down with long bangs! Up with short fringes!

I’ve just had a cut so I’m an in-betweener, but I have the intention of keeping it long for a while. That said Tash, you prove that short fringes are so much cuter.

Hair: 3 - Universe: 0

dailyobsession:

farcical:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. Meet Michael fucking Pitt, AKA gorgeous. Just look at that face. FUCKING LOOK AT IT! That sexy hair that’s just amazing any fucking way you do it, and those eyes, those EYES. Yeah and you haven’t even seen this, tell me you don’t want that to roll over and greet you in the morning. Oh, and theirs also this look he does. You just want to wrap your arms around that and offer up some good ‘ol sexual healing.
2. His attitude, he has that whole badass-who-is-maybe-kinda-crazy thing going on; in the way that you just want him to spank you. Yes, there, I said it! and you were thinking it too.
3. Do I even have to mention his body? No, didn’t think so.
4. What has he been in? Well just let me tell you some of them: Hedwig and the Angry Inch (where he is fucking sexy) Funny Games (where he is psycho and still fucking sexy) and last days (where he is Kurt Cobain and GODDAMN fucking sexy). He plays a lot of low roles, but the talent is just dripping off him (mm, dripping). Nothing is sexier than a man with talent at what he does (if you get what I’m saying).
5. He also has a fucking BAND called Pagoda. Yes, he sings in a goddamn band, too. AND PLAYS GUITAR. and P.S. you cant deny he is fucking adorable in that video. Just throw your panties at him now girls.

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Oh hello. Kind of had this weird “you scare me but you’re so damn attractive” thing going on since I saw you in Murder By Numbers.

I’ve waxed lyrical about my metaphysical gay boner for Michael Pitt before. Let’s leave it at that.