clientsfromhell: Client: “That font right there! It’s clean yet edgy. There’s no WAY I’ve seen that font before, I would’ve remembered! What font is that?” Me: “Arial.”
e-i-b-deactivated20130311 asked: If you could meet one person from tumblr that you haven't met yet, who would it be?
At the same time as anal penetration is held up in hetero male culture as the...– Feminist Critique of Hetero Male Culture Causes Mass MRA Hysteria (via sexisnottheenemy) (via emptythoughts) (via ninefruits) (via imjustlikeme)
okayjokesover: semisetadrift: indiescribe: Have you tried taking Lacteez before eating dairy? I use the extra strength tablets and feel less like my stomach is being rung out like a wet piece of washing (keeping up with the laundry theme) when I attempt to eat creamy, milky foods. No, I haven’t! I’ve resigned to paying 30¢-70¢ for my coffee, living in Box Hill and generally avoiding dairy....
Possible tuition fees for non-EU students from... →
Balls. There goes that plan.
indiescribe: semisetadrift: I have become really intolerant to dairy products over the last one and a half years. However, I was shopping at Leo’s yesterday and they had a four-pack of freshly baked French Vanilla slices — my favourite diabetus-inducing baked good — for half price. What would be a party in my stomach in 2007 now resembles a malfunctioning washing machine in a fifty-year-old...
Something I intend to expand upon later when my...
saimagery: indefensible: For those of us who arrange ideas on paper for a living, the iPad, (or whatever comes after it and becomes the tablet that we all use) changes almost everything we know. The design rules of ink on paper, which we’ve been trying to implement on the web where we can (but how we kicked and screamed!) are over. I’ve been designing books, newspapers and magazines now for...
A Contract for the Gay Guy/Straight Girl... →
(via picnic-lightning) Holy sexist stereotypes, gawkerhole!
imjustlikeme: I’m finding it difficult to not get sad everytime I see something Decemberists-related on my dashboard. I had a ticket for their second Melbourne show, but it worked out that I couldn’t get back in time. Add to that the fact that Colin Meloy is now performing a solo show in Melbourne, ugggh. It might sound silly or overdramatic, but it’s breaking my heart a little that there’s...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
The Apples in Stereo (61) Arcade Fire (18) The Buzzcocks (17) Adam Green (16) Why? (13) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I got mad love for you, shorty. I wanna, like, listen to Boyz II Men when...– Luke Shapiro, The Wackness
Alternatives to dating
jshdivision: A list! Many, many pets with first and second names. Being really into “cake decoration”, “car repair” or “35mm photography”. Ayn Rand’s ‘Atlas Shrugged’/David Foster Wallace’s ‘Infinite Jest’/Don Delillo’s ‘Underworld’. Writing poetry that rhymes and is about nature. Awkward facial hair. Listening to the musician Neil Young obsessively. Becoming a “social media...
Disregarding any sense of fair play, the show does not offer any alternative to...– What Every Parent Should Know About The TV Show Glee | ChristWire yoshang: Seriously, everywhere I look there aren’t enough popular boys saying they want to stop doing gay things with guys in the bathroom. (via tristn) “Instead of a real world high school, we have a fantasyland of happy,...
winnr: Supervisor: Anthony, remember it’s Australia Day tomorrow, so you need to wear a flag to work. Anthony’s inner monologue: Get fucked. Ohhh, get fucked. Do you seriously think I’m wearing a fucking Australian flag tomorrow? I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. You aren’t even Australian, you’re from New Zealand. And you look dumb in that Australian flag...
Most of our photos are all white people, but we need to show more diversity, and...– (via clientsfromhell)
Train of thought upon arriving home to see my...
Looks at unadorned envelope. It’s from the Netherlands. I didn’t order a zine from the Netherlands… recently. Oh, that postage paid sticker is nicely designed. Nice, TNT Post. I only order design crap from the Netherlands. This package doesn’t have a return address; who the fuck does that? What kind of business are you runni… Opens package to find a bunch of...
Please use different type faces, especially when there is more than one article...– (via clientsfromhell)
The Postmodernism Generator →
3. Foucaultist power relations and postsemiotic desituationism “Society is used in the service of sexism,” says Marx. In a sense, Sontag promotes the use of dialectic discourse to challenge capitalism. In The Aesthetics of Thomas Aquinas, Eco reiterates postsemiotic desituationism; in The Limits of Interpretation (Advances in Semiotics) he deconstructs premodernist textual theory. This...